Danczuk mercilessly ridiculed and lampooned

Simon Danczuk - for once not happy at having his photo taken!

Rochdale MP Simon Danczuk, currently suspended from the Labour Party, has been mercilessly ridiculed and lampooned on social media for tweeting that he has "phoned Jeremy [Corbyn] & said if required, I'm prepared to serve. I am prepared to make that sacrifice for the Labour Party."

A small number of the hundreds of (publishable) responses include:

• Wow, that's great, but we're holding out for Farage jumping ship or Trump immigrating. But you're next - after Tony of course.
  Kevin Armes ‏@KevinArmes
  
  
• I've phoned @SimonDanczuk and if required, I'm prepared to be his next wife. I am prepared to make that sacrifice for Twitter RTs!
  Tilly ‏@Helio_Spherical
  
  
• Corbyn would be better off with Paul Gascoigne, fishing rod, four pack and a bucket of KFC.
  Neil Wilby @Neil_Wilby
  
  
• Someone's had a boozy lunch.
  Kate Donovan @drkatedonovan
  
  
• Serve what, the beer and sandwiches!
  Dennis Hammond @DennisHammond
  
  
• Comedy gold.
  David Algie @algwars
  
  
• @SimonDanczuk Have they just hired a glut of teenage interns or something?
  IG: BUCKFASTAGRAM ‏@_imsohoodrich
  
  
• The new @SimonDanczuk toilet has already had to be temporarily closed, due to human **** pouring out of it in large quantities.
  Jack Sprat ‏@Jacqueimo

As well as being suspended from the Labour party for sending sex messages to a 17-year-old girl, Mr Danczuk's expense claims are the subject of a Metropolitan Police investigation and he remains under investigation by police over an accusation of rape, which he denies.